I'm still working on figuring myself out, but I'm a walking, talking human being. I make mistakes and I've got issues. Whether or not you choose to accept them is your perogative.
My face
Us
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You do not live for other people.
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In life, you’re not going to make everyone happy. Sometimes you’ll even disappoint yourself. The key is to keep moving forward. Just keep your head up and never lose sight of what’s important to you, because moments pass and some are list, but the opportunity may arise again. Or it may not. But for that moment, it’s okay. Just keep your head up and keep moving forward.
- Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
I really really wish I had a friend at this point.
Okay that hurt a lot.
I just want everything to be okay again.
Cosmo sex tip #89403
When he comes in your mouth, swallow and look lustfully into his eyes and whisper “I can’t believe it’s not butter”
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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.
So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!Thats fucking adorable as hell
Cheetahs with service dogs! That makes me happy
I LOVE ANIMALS OMFG
i love everything about this post
guys i think i might be a cheetah
I’m a cheetah.
I’m a cheetah for a fact
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I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
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